Wednesday, July 28, 2010

My Neighbor Took My Cherry

I had a neighbor who was a beautiful lady at my apartment I
lived at in town.  Her name was Sally Williams.  She was 25 and she was
5'9" weighed 128 lbs had 30 c cup breasts i would guess she had dark
brunette hair down to her back and amber eyes. She called me over and asked," 
John how would you like to

Brian and Me

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The Perfect Solution

"Hey dude let's go!" Marc bounded into Sean's bedroom. "Your Mom said you
were still here" he explained.

The two usually met at the corner to hike the distance to classes everyday
since highschool.

"Shit man, wait" Sean said. He was bent over muttering "fuck fuck fuck"
Sean sat on his bed wearing only his usual tiny whities.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The Doorknob

Alicia woke up again in the soft,comfortable back seat of the limo.They
were
still in the country and very far from the city.The snow-coverd trees
rushed
silently outside her window as the huge car brought her closer to her 
destination : the Academy Awards ceremony.She felt excitment rising
inside

Getting a Third Option

A man is walking his dog when the dog suddenly drops dead.
He rushes the dog to the vet and says, "Doc, you have to help
my dog. He has been with me for 15 years and is so special to
me!"

The vet examines the dog and tells the owner that his dog is
dead.

The Long Hard Ride

 He's a very naked person.  Nudity is his natural state.
Even when he has clothes on, there is always something undressed
about him.  He was most certainly undressed in the car that
afternoon.  In our own encapsulated world, the interior of a
small Japanese car doing sixty along the Florida Turnpike, he
sat in the passenger's seat with the clothes he'd squirmed out
of on the floor around his feet. 

The Golden Toilet

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but couldn't quite remember the address to the house. ''I'm sure this is the one," said the driver. ''Well, I have got to go to the bathroom SO BAD.'' Replied one of the others, ''I'll go knock on the door, and check. If it's the wrong house, at least I'll get to a toilet!''

BLONDE IN A SNOW STORM

A blonde got stuck in a snowstorm and started to panic.
Then she remembered that her father had told her to wait for
a snow plow to come and plow the road in front of her if she
ever got stuck in a snowstorm.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Sex In The Fish Bowl

I almost always bring my laptop home with me. Ever since I’d been promoted to Manager of Network Services, I’d grown accustomed to getting paged late night or early morning to help straighten out some corporate network or platform disaster. It was a lot more comfortable to hook into the network from home and work in my underwear than to get dressed, hop in the car and drive into the office. When my pager went off at about 2AM, I quickly realized that I’d made a terrible mistake.

Prisoner

Billy surveyed the communal shower for a second trying to make sure that none of the dreaded Bros were present, and when he was sure that the coast was clear, he slipped under the first available head and quickly began soaping himself!!! Billy had a problem that was common in every large prison in the country, he was considered a pretty boy, one that the rough trade just loved to use and abuse until his asshole was bloody and his mouth was stretched to the limit!!! He had a guardian angel so to speak, but Big Vince was spending two weeks in the hole,

The Uncle

"Clean your plate, Gil," Uncle Ned admonished his eighteen year old nephew, "we don't want to waste food, there are starving children all over the world who would give anything for your left overs!" "Yes, Uncle," Gil dutifully replied, as he scooped up a last bite of mashed potatoes and gravy with a half a slice of rye bread. "That's a good boy," he commented, as he cleared away the dinner dishes from the kitchen table, "wash or wipe he asked," while filling the sink with soapy dishwater!?!" "Uh, wipe," Gil replied, as he picked up the dish towel while waiting

Bitch

BITCH

Blake stepped into the empty elevator, pushed the button for the seventeenth floor, and waited for the car to begin its ascent. Just as the doors were beginning to close a hand shot between the doors and a thirty something man slipped on board, pressed the button for her floor and turned to face Blake, giving the twenty three year old a quick once over. The man was dressed in a dark blue business suit and would have been considered handsome, except for the fact that he had a large scar on his face! After several seconds of silence the man, while looking directly into Blake’s eyes asked, "You're a fag aren't you, I can smell you a mile away!?!"

Thursday, July 22, 2010

My Constipation

My name is Ann. I am 19 now but at age 10 I had problems with constipation. At age 10, I looked like my mom with blond hair and green eyes. I was still had a flat chest and weight just 92 pounds at 5 feet even. But my mom taught that I was really cute and so did my Aunt Emily.
I was off for summer vacation and my mom sent me to my Aunt Emily for three weeks of vacation. My aunt is a lesbian and lives with her girl friend Lynn. My mom at the time didn't know she was a lesbian but found out just after my 14 birthday of her sisters love for the female gender.

Homeless Guy in the Park

I was in the habit of driving to the park at 7am and having coffee while I
sat in the car and watched nature.  The park was secluded so very few people
were ever around.  One morning, I saw a guy who looked homeless sleeping on
a bench.  When he got up, he took off his clothes and swam in the lake.  I
watched him as he got out and let himself dry off.  He had a thick dark bush
surrounding a long dangling cock.  I slid down my sweat pants and stroked my
cock as i watched him.  He saw me in the car, but didn't make any effort to
cover up.  His thin body was hot and I imagined myself feeling him all over
and sucking his cock.  I came quickly and shot my load in my empty coffee
cup.  I pulled up my pants and drove off.

Bobby Lee 'The Dentist'


 Judy Parslow was ten minutes early for her appointment. The petite
   mother of two was filled with anxiety as she thought of the painful
   root canal procedure that was recommended during her last visit.

   She thought about Dr. Scott Franklin, her family's denist. Scott was
   a bachelor and somewhat handsome in a rugged way. A caring man that
   had a thriving practice and he was always so professional.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Home Economics

The girls in the senior Home Economics class were milling around and talking as the bell to start the fifth period rang. "Okay, ladies, please take your seats," Mrs. Wells ordered, "and make it snappy because we have a lot of ground to cover today!" A few moments later when everyone was in their assigned seat the fortyish teacher offered, "That's better, now where were we in our last lesson?" Jenny quickly raised her hand and after being recognized by Mrs. Wells replied,

Coming Out Party

Valerie Rydell stood nervously in front of the Underground Bar while trying to decide if she should go inside. It was cool in Chicago, and to protect herself from the brisk wind whipping in off of Lake Michigan she pulled her trench coat tight around her body while contemplating her decision. She must be out of her mind! Never in her wildest dreams would she have thought it would come down to this! A happily married forty six year old woman with two beautiful children trying to make up her mind whether to go into a rather notorious lesbian hangout! It was now or never, so with a great deal of trepidation she gingerly pushed open the heavy door and slipped inside.

Addicted

June Walker fidgeted nervously in her seat while waiting for Dr. Sherman. "How did she get herself into these things?!?" she asked under her breath while staring at the sweeping second hand of the clock on the wall. She was lost in thought when she was ripped back to reality when the door to the office burst open and Dr. Wendy Sherman swept into the room! "Hello," the doctor said with wide smile, "I'm Dr. Sherman and you must be June!" Dr. Sherman's easy manner quickly put June at ease.

A Spike and Pussy

"What a day," Pamela Watkins sighed while filling her brief case with paper work. It had been a long day, court appearances, lunch with a client, and an afternoon of dictating letters to her secretary, Kari. It was well after six o'clock and all she could think about was having a tall cocktail and not thinking at all about the law for at least an hour! She exited her office building and hailed a cab and gave the cabby an address on the near north side. Ten minutes later she was standing in the lobby of her favorite after work hangout waiting to check her coat. She stopped in the restroom to freshen up before making her way towards the long bar at the far end of the room.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Subway

I ride the subway each workday from Queens to Manhattan. Itusually gets very crowded in the morning, with too many peoplejamming into the subway cars. It isn't unusual for someone tobrush up against my breasts or ass. Most of the time, I have tobelieve its intentional. Sometimes they linger, sometimes theysqueeze, sometimes they rub. There is no point getting angry. Tobe honest, I find it exciting, a complete stranger touching me inpublic. Since my boyfriend broke-up with me a couple of weeksago, I've had fantasies of feeling up some guy, taking him home,and fucking his brains out. I knew I'd never have the nerve to doit. Still, a 25 year old secretary like me needs her fill of sex.

Biker

It is a sunny warm day, a perfect day for a bike ride. The sun is just comingup, the sky is a wonderful golden blue color, and the birds are singing. Ihear a motorcycle pull up in front, and I open the door to find you standingthere, smiling, arms out for a hug. We stand hugging and kissing for a coupleof minutes, and then reluctently pull apart. You notice that I am wearingleather pants and a leather halter sort-of top, and comment "Going leather onme huh?". I smile and tell you that the pants were especially made for me andhave a special feature that I will show you, later.

Parkside

It all started one day as when I decided to stop at localPark and Ride to rest, I had started early that morning. Theclosest car was about 4 spaces to the right of my car. A male wassleeping (so I thought) inside. After making some notesconcerning my work earlier that day I too decided to rest, andput the seat back and began to drift to sleep.

Mast

What do I think about when I masturbate? Funny you should ask.Sometimes I masturbate while looking at porn mags or watching pornflicks so I am thinking what it would be like to actually be one ofthe people in the picture or movie. I am an exhibitionist at heartso it would be a real turn on to be naked and/or having sex whileothers watched. I am always the "doer" not the "doee".

Bet

As she walked into the store I could tell she was in great shape. She wore a halter top & shorts of a bright orange color, which really set off her fantastic tan. As she approached me I watched as her thighs would constrict and relax, constrict and relax with each step. I guess I gawked because she smiled at me and the look in her eyes was a taunting one.