The Doorknob

Alicia woke up again in the soft,comfortable back seat of the limo.They
were
still in the country and very far from the city.The snow-coverd trees
rushed
silently outside her window as the huge car brought her closer to her 
destination : the Academy Awards ceremony.She felt excitment rising
inside
as she thought of all the stars she`d see and meet.Of course things were 
different now,she giggled to herself :Alicia Silverstone was a star now!
"Clueless" was doing great and her future looked promising.She was
definetly
going to make it.She still had`nt decided if she wanted TV or the big 
screen,but hell,she was in a position she could choose!She gazed at the 
white world outside.The clean,gentle white was so pure without any trace
of 
dirt."Why can`t we live in a white world?" she asked herself.She looked
at
the neck of her black chauferr."Because we have black people" her answer 
came bitterly.She was with this black,whose name she did`nt bother to 
remember for a week.Her agent apologized deeply for not being able to
find
a white chauferr on a short notice,but apologies don`t help,so her only
choice 
was to be stuck with this nigger for a whole week.At least she made his
life 
as misrable as she could by snickering at him and humiliating him
whenever 
she could.She cuddled in her white fur and dozed off again.

Suddenly she felt the car slowing down.She looked through the window and
saw
two figures up the road."Chauferr,what`s going on?" she demanded.
"Hitch hikers" came his polite bass.
"So?" She asked puzzeled as they nearly stopped beside the two man,who
were
,as she noticed with some disgust,black.
"Lets see what they want" he answered.
"Who gives a fuck what they want!Drive on!" she shouted,her puzzlement 
turning into anger.
But the car already stopped.The hikers spoke a few words with the
chauferr,
then,fear starting to fill her,she saw them coming towards the rear
door.
"What do they want?" she asked with a mixture of anger and fear.
"They wanna ride" said the chauferr.
"What?" She asked unbelieving.
"They wanna ride.Your ass".

The door opened soundlessly as the two hikers got inside
without a word.She noticed the winter chill while the door was open ,and 
felt somewhat releived when it closed.The two man sat in the opposite
seat
and the car started again.For a few moments she just stared at them
fearfull
and bewildered,while their face remained calm but with a certain hungry
look,
like a pack of wolves cornering a defeated cow.One of them spoke
suddenly :"Hello.My name is Randall,and my good friend here is Flagg."
"Wwhat ddo you want" She asked with a shaking voice,tighting the fur
around
her defensively.
"We?We`re producers" answered Randall.
"Producers?What is it that you produce?" she asked.
"Why,movies,of course" he said.
Certain hope started crawling into her heart.Maybe it`s not what she
thought!
Maybe it`s just a joke,some hotshot producer`s way of offering her a new 
role!
"Are you with Spike Lee or something?" she asked with a more relaxed
voice.
"You white folks always assume that us black people know each
other,don`t 
you?" said Flagg "Anyway,we`re not.We`re indipendant.".He opened his
coat and
produced a cam-corder.
"And you want me to star in your new feature?What`s its name?" she
asked, curious.
"I think we`ll call it `Gangbanging clueless`" said Randall.
"What?What silly name" giggled Alicia,without realizing that the springs
of 
the trap are starting to snap around her "What`s it about?"
Suddenly Randall left his seat and sat by her side casualy,while Flagg 
started the cam-corder and placed on the seat,directed at her.When he
finished,
he came by and sat on her right.
"It`s about a cute movie star who is raped in her limo" said Flagg as
they
each slid a big,black palm under the fur and placed it on her
gentle,white
thighs.